It is a fact of life: Boys use guitars for sex.

If you are a guitar girl, you’ll be approached

by boys who will treat your guitar as an avatar

for your body. Simple, obvious. What i’d tell my sons,

if i had any, would be: Rock Goddom is the manifestation

of sexual slavery, it’s all about your and your instrument.

Don’t let it be that way.

Girls, look for the slow hand.

Seriously, speed freaks aren’t interested

in whether you’ve got that C to F change,

they’re dropping power chords like porn addicts, choking

up and down the fingerboard, unaware of augmentation

diminishment, minors and blue notes.

It’s good for girls to play guitar. The avatar in your own hands

potential harmonies yours to co-create, duets.